DIAGNOSIS: THE RUNS

Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like  something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trouble Brewing
  2. Medevacuating bowels
  3. Iron OR
  4. The OreGoners
  5. Diagnosis: The Runs
  6. Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
  7. Beer and Gloating near Las Vegas
  8. Mediculous
  9. Mudderly Love
  10. Tahoes of the Town
  11. Obstacular Shleptacular

 

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A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.

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DIRECT SIZZLES

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slumberinas
  2. Hot Damn!sels
  3. The Empoweresses
  4. Ex-Prude Advisors
  5. Sultrysts
  6. The Super Eros [Superheros]

 

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RENO-OVATION

Dear Pun Gents, I and 11 of my friends are running in a 178-mile relay race, the Reno Tahoe Odyssey. Most of us are structural engineers with a few other professions thrown in the mix (accountant, physical therapist, server etc). We ran this race last year under the name “Team Honey Badger: because we don’t give a sh!t.” however that name must go. We enjoy drinking, having a good time and running of course. Also, this year we have an international teammate coming in from New Zealand.  ~Matthew, Nevada

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Reno-Ovation
  2. Odyssissies
  3. Smilers
  4. Destructuralists
  5. Busting out of the Joints
  6. Knee Joint Venture
  7. Runnilingus
  8. Tahosana
  9. Kiwi to Win
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OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m joining my husband’s fantasy football league. I’m the first female to join. They consider themselves a “competitive league with serious players”, but I intend to bust their balls all season. But first, I need a team name that’ll break the “boys only” ice, something hilarious with lots of “new girl” wit. Sexually explicit? Well of course! Thanks! ~Crystal, San Diego, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Scoring All Night
  2. Kicking Your Balls
  3. Out of Your League
  4. Don’t Touch Down There
  5. Clash of the Tight Ends
  6. Bringing Slotty Back
  7. Ballroom Blitz
  8. Say My Namath
  9. Ass Interference
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QUERIOUS GEORGE

Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Queriousity
  2. The Querymen
  3. Manswers
  4. Buzzundteit
  5. IP – In your Face!
  6. Attorney Men of Champions
  7. The Old Spicy Guys
  8. Lawful Crownal Knowledge
  9. Go Ogle It
  10. La Triviata
  11. Trebekistan
  12. ImPatents
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RACE DON’T MATTER

Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Aloha Rangers
  2. 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
  3. The Obstakillers
  4. HuLatinos
  5. Oahulatinos
  6. DRugged
  7. Race Don’t Matter
  8. Pacificcaribean
  9. Finish? Lyin’
  10. The Finnish Lions
  11. Two Islands and a Taco
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WRESTLENAMIA

Dear Pun Gents, I am a professional wrestler. My name is “Gorgeous” Greg Romero, and my tag team partner is named “Cold-Hearted” Corey Phillips. We need a tag team name that fits our sunglass, leather-vest clad, flamboyant bad boy personas. Please help! ~Greg, Las Vegas, NV

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Flamboyas
  2. Oakley Bros
  3. Leather Report
  4. Shrieking Violets
  5. The Broman Empire
  6. Punktoberfest
  7. Tagalicious
  8. Biceptennial
  9. The Abdominal Showmen
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