What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin
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Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
- Lactated Shin Consultants
- 1 Day and Confused
- SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
- Dozen Get Any Easier
- Runnin’ Ragnared
- Miley Sigh-us.
- The SDTees
- Two-Four the Show
- Marathunder
- Sweatier Report
- Sole Searching
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I get pleasure from China’s huge population. I’m a SinoMaxochist.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A defibullator saves lies.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.
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Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Trouble Brewing
- Medevacuating bowels
- Iron OR
- The OreGoners
- Diagnosis: The Runs
- Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
- Beer and Gloating near Las Vegas
- Mediculous
- Mudderly Love
- Tahoes of the Town
- Obstacular Shleptacular
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Slumberinas
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- Sultrysts
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I made it to the vinyl round of America’s Next Top DJ.
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