Cow insults can be very hard to diss heifer.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...This Justin: Canada’s national animal is the Bieber.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the just-announced, sleek new pancake-making device from Apple? The iHop.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS
Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Blogs Have More Fun
- Blong-term Strategies
- I CEO U
- Chairmen of the Bored
- Three’s Company
- Wisdom of the Profits
- Veep Tweets
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
- How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
- The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
- Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
- You don’t need pubes to serve the public.
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