When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
Hear about the just-announced, sleek new pancake-making device from Apple? The iHop.
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS
Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Blogs Have More Fun
- Blong-term Strategies
- I CEO U
- Chairmen of the Bored
- Three’s Company
- Wisdom of the Profits
- Veep Tweets
Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.
YOUNG PEOPLE FILIBUSTERING
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s sad that teenagers see political involvement as a youthless gesture.
- How to get young men interested in politics? Two words: Pornstitutional Bonarchy
- The U.S. constitution does NOT start ‘Wii, the people…’
- Underage voters could elect a minor-ity government.
- You don’t need pubes to serve the public.
IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER WALLY
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Be Where of Wally?
- The Wally Crawly
- Join us at the Waldo-Astoria
- Don’t be a Wally-flower
YOU GOTTA BE LEAVE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
- We’re potheads!
- So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
- In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
- We have steep pockets.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
CLUTTER ME UP
Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)
- The Clutterfly Effect
- Cruze Control
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Clutter!
- Clutter Cruzers

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