Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.
NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.