Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.
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At a snide wok sale!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...A cannibal eating a sandwich is sub human.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
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