I refuse to make leek and potato soup. It’s just a vichyssoise circle.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Discarded animal entrails smell absolutely offal.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Someone stole rosemary from my garden!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes – I feel quite dissed herbed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The police picked up the sleepy looking priest, as a parson of into-rest.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Microwave ovens are in a minute objects.
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