Getting an injection can be syringe dippitous.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never trust an android. They can always be bot.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
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