How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’
The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
The proctologist’s favourite baseball player? A. Pujols
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!