When should you lick an incandescent bulb?
When the filament’s made of tongue-sten.
Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.
Any use of citrus-scented Pledge is a lemon-table situation.
Bricklayers have a mortar complex.
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
Which band’s ride always broke down? Van Ailin’
When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.
McDonald’s opened an ice Palace. I got so excited I danced a big mac-arena
Be a lumberjack. Saw the world.


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