For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
Sasquatch has high net swarth.
NED: I caught you heating up your own booger!
ED: So?
NED: Your goos is cooked!
The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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