Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
A time-traveler was arrested. His defence: he was temporally insane.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
That latest online fad – Twither did it go?
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.

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