How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
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Hasbro.
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“Don’t ‘ate!”
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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