Hear about the paleoanthropologist who lost his cat? He put a sign up advertising the “missing lynx.”
Violence in Britain is a problem. Especially the police brew-a-tall-tea.
In California, opponents of the Catholic Church were conducting a mass protest against the bishop of Sacramento, who was caught drinking Sinfandel.
NED: I’m against breastfeeding in public!
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because – it’s such a sore-tit affair!
Good study hobbits require a Frodo-graphic memory.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
While being serenaded in a cheesy Italian restaurant, you should behave accordionly.
NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
In terms of ending the recession, the lack of buildings under construction is very in a spacious.
Hear about the Spanish cop who got a GPS tracker for Christmas, but it turned out to be faulty?
Police navi-dud!

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