A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
anatomy
Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?
If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
Exhuming a corpse is ratherĀ updignified behaviour.
The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.

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