Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
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Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.

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