The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.
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(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear that the Walrus is posing for Playboy? She’s a real pinniped girl!
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Annual bird migrations are hard to predict. They’re in a constant state of flocks.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a rare National Geographic clip of an elephant ingesting its own proboscis. Unfortunately the footage was trunkated.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
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