NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
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Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
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“Would you like to buy an owl?”
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