I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Holstein cows are often black and white, aka moo-latte.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...I’m a bit of a pig. I can say that un-ham-big-uously.
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