When it comes to meat-eating, I enjoy venison, but I absolutely love faundue!
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When someone runs over a cat, and it has to be cleaned off the street, who picks up the tabby?
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone in a mink coat is evil. Is that a valid infurance?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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