If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
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