Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make meĀ hummus sexual?
bodily functions
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
If you get a President in your eye, it will causeĀ a blinkin’.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘
Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!

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