What did the spore from Romania say to the urinating man?
“I’m yeast and yer a-peein’!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why is farting out bubbles a sin?
Because – it’s blast-foamy!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My son is getting farter and farter behind, so we’re hiring a tooter. It should rectumfy the shituation, whenever the teacher decides to colon him.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If I had a dollar for every time I puked, I’d be retch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
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