After a rash of overflowing-urinal incidents, the toilet manufacturer’s stock began to plumb it.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In marketing news, Viagra has been targeting its product to universities—especially the sophomore students.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t understand the Financial meltdown of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
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