Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
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