Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
Many Quebecers venerate their province’s flag, but trample on the Canadian flag. One is the Fleur de Lis, the other is the floor doiley.
In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
Canadian spies are relentless. CSIS never stops.
I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.