Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
The good-hearted cannibal ate his children because he believed in random snacks of kin-ness.
Thomas Edison was a cannibal?