Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
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If Jesus worked for General Motors, would He be a car painter?
I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
In a car accident, the Mercedes bends.
A nasty accident is causing a road detour at this weekend’s Pride Parade. So please, avert your gays.
I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.

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