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10/19/2023

When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

When the action star attacked the Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

10/13/2023

GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/05/2023

Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/25/2023

Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/07/2023

Sweet Jeepsus!

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

05/28/2023

My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

05/04/2023

I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.

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04/18/2023

Now that I’m a hotshot celebrity pastry chef, I drive a Studebaker

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04/14/2023

My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

10/20/2022

I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.

(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)