Which rock star enjoys his morning ritual with a newspaper? Lou Reed.
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During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
Was Ms. Ciccone snooty even before she became famous?
Yes – b/c she was a pre-Madonna.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
Did you hear George Michael jumped ship to join a hair-metal band? It’s like Wham! to the Slaughter.
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?
J-lo.
Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
Celebrity rumours: Yo-Yo Maw eats toys.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.


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