When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.