Did Tom get custody? No Suri.
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The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.



