Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
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(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
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