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02/26/2024

Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

02/22/2024

McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

02/02/2024

Do dominatrixes always work in teams?

Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.

(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

12/06/2023

Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.

(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

11/19/2023

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

11/06/2023

Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?

You would too if you had a mastiff erection!

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09/24/2023

Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.

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09/12/2023

The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

08/02/2023

Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/20/2023

The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)