Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
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(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Selling coffee is a mugs game.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What do calorie-counting cannibals add to their coffee? A: Artificial Swedeners
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Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
- I’m in-disposed
- Ever bean enviro-friendly?
- No more paper view.
- Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
- Save the planet. Get mugged.
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