Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the female student of interpretation theory, who rejected her boyfriend because he had fleas?
Yes, her man knew tics.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call it when a French psychoanalyst falls on the winter ice?
A froidian slip of course!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.
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