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In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.

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STATE OF THE PUN-ION

Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The President really dropped Obama last night.
  2. There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
  3. He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
  4. Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
  5. He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
  6. Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?

Help Adam out: Comment below with your $0.02

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CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH

Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. He’s had another stroke.
  2. Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
  3. He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
  4. When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
  5. John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
  6. He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
  7. Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.

HELP CODY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

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