Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
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(8 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Are corpses upset about being dead?
Yes, they are lived.
(9 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
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