Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
death
Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
Any species extinction is a genuscide.
Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
Are corpses upset about being dead?
Yes, they are lived.


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