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drugs
As an art buff, I’m always hopped up on sedatives. Life is more anaesthetically pleasing that way.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
There’s a new drug called ‘food’ that makes you feel great, and is good for you too. From now on, I’m poppin suppers!
Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.