When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
drugs
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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