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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
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