Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
drugs
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.


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