Wheat farmers possess triticale thinking skills.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
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