The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Farming advice: be a fallower, not a weeder.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pumpkin farmer refused to raise cattle. He was afraid of being gourd.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
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