How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Which popstar makes rapid onstage wardrobe changes? Tailor Swift.
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
Upset about mink coats? You’re raging in fur, no?
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.