I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
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