When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.

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When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.

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