Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.
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What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle
When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.
Hear about the Thanksgiving Movie? It was baste on a true story.
I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
When Cheesus started his muenstery, he wanted to save people from edam-nation. The numbers in hell gruyere by year. And the devil was evil like the mythical gorgon zola, but cheddar days were ahead.
Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
Too much cereal gives me my grains.