I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
food and drink
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.
Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
The master waffle-maker had a degree in Eggonomics.
I can’t stand when bread gets overcooked. I’m black-toast intolerant.