The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
food and drink
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
How do you pay for a hot dog in Geneva? With a Swiss frank.
Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?
J-lo.
I finally drank some unusual alcohol. I lost my weird ginnity.
When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.

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