Chocolate bars make me fat. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?
J-lo.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I finally drank some unusual alcohol. I lost my weird ginnity.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a magician bakes bread, he doesn’t wands it – he kneads it.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
(8 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)Loading...If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
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