I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
food and drink
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.

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