Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Selling coffee is a mugs game.
The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
What’s a mobster’s favourite cheese? Massacrecapone
In the Bible, which of St. Paul’s letters explains how to make tea’?