THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The BBQ joint was held up. What a braisin’ act.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about them suing the hot sauce companies? They’re finally going after Big Tabasco!
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