To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
food and drink
How does Davy Crockett order pie in a restaurant?
“Remember the A la mode!“
Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.
The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.
When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.