If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
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(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)Loading...The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
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