After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
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I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
The ancient Phoenician navy failed to conquer the Mediterranean, but it wasn’t for a lack of trireme.
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.
When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.