Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.
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When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.