The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
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