Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
holidays
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
The boy went trick or treating, dressed as a soothing lotion. He was called Aloe Ian.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.


