Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
holidays
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
PRESENT ABSENCE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?