What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
Today is the best day of the year to lose weight, because it’s X-mass!
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.