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holidays
Today is Hallowe’en! I don’t have a scare in the world.
Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
Today is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, and some Mother, more important holiday.
Little known fact: Hallowe’en started in Holland, as a day when shoes were used to plug the dykes. That’s why we now celebrate theĀ soles of the dammed.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.

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