The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
horror
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!


