The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.

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When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”

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