I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
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