Do babies drive Mini Poopers?
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I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
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