Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
leisure
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.
My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
What’s an avocado’s favourite carnival game?
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
Do fencers enjoy crossword puzzles?
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.