Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
literature
Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
Prison novels have their prose and cons.
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.