Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
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(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)Loading...Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic enjoyed eating the Da Vinci Code, because he heard there was a lot of roughage in Bran Down novels.
(5 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hungry novelists enjoy dinner with all the fictions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
(16 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Prison novels have their prose and cons.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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