I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
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(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
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