What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
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