I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
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