You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
movies
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
- Warts of the World
- Extraordinary Pimples
- Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds, starring V.Diesel (an infectious horror show!)
- Schindler’s Syphilist
- Pus in Booty
- The Quickie and The Dead
- Sleeping with the Emnity
- Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Colons
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
Little known fact: Chewbacca was played in the movies by Bigfoot; he was a Yeti knight. (I read this on Wookiepedia.)
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
Poorly dubbed films are full of video syncracies.

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