What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Sounds effects pioneer Thomas Dolby graduated from university magna cum loud.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
‘obo.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.
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