Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
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(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Are archers into arrow dynamics?
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
(6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
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