occupations
Do telemarketers go to robocollege?
The corn farmer was so cheap. Everyone called him a maizer.
Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?

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Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.


