Arsonists are blazey people.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
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